Thursday, October 15, 2015

The Big Sandwich - Week 3

Of all the weeks TBS gets nominated to write a newsletter, it just happens to be the week that they are involved with hosting a two day conference that includes all day meetings, presentations, and.  evenings hosting out of town guests.  Total isolation of any outside activity or events of the week to date.  The early morning breakfast meetings and late evening dinners are over and it's time to sit down and relax. Then I hear a BUZZ.  The TBS batphone is buzzing.  I reach for the phone and there it is a single word text that reads NEWSLETTER!  Yaaaa, the newsletter.  If timing is everything then TBS has nothing.  Then I realized that I didn't have my laptop, and decided to write this week's letter with the Evernote app on my iPad.  In the back of my mind I wondered if E could accept and post in such a format, but then realized if he couldn't the league would turn on him and he'd be the fall guy for not posting this week's newsletter. We got picked early for the newsletter this year so and we are 3-0, so here it is.

Stud of the Week
Lobos Latinos – 189.5 points, not just Stud of the Week but Stud of the season. 

Willy Lowman
Raging Polacks – 72.7 points.  Averaging 96 points on the season so far.  And keeps dropping by 20 points each week. This should be the standing award until something happens.  Which also leads to the Do Better Chair award to Mrs. Miller. Don’t necessarily have any advice, but simply just that you need to do better!
Jimmy Graham Jock Slap
Lobos Latinos.  Barrister’s Balls didn’t have much of a chance against this team, but the 52.7 points put up by AJ Green sure didn’t help matters.  Good luck to Raging Polacks next week when she takes on Lobos Latinos.
Bench Bomb
Surprisingly, nothing stands out as a bench bomb.  So we nominate ourselves, for playng Eifert over Bennett.  After having a couple of good weeks on the bench and elevating himself to a top TE to date he was promoted from the TBS bench only to have one catch that should’ve been a touchdown called as an incomplete pass.  Thanks for the 0 and TBS is now 3 for 3 in selecting the wrong TE.



We are now into week 4 of the season, and I think it's time we get to hear from the league Stud.  Lobos is up.

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