Has the season started yet? No? It needs to. Like, right now. I'm not sure how many more nights I can stand with DJ texting me the names of his favorites for this season from his iPad:
"Do you have Felix Jones fever yet?"
"I will never."
This is how I spend my nights. This needs to end. He needs a roster to tinker with incessantly so he will leave me alone.
Luckily, the draft isn't too far off. The draft order for our league does not coincide with last year's final standings like the real NFL does. This is due to obvious reasons like, we're not the NFL and we have three new teams as well as a litany of dumb reasons our Commissioner screamed at me one night this summer. So, our draft order is decided by the age-old scientific method known commonly as Picking out of a Hat.
This process will take place Tomorrow (Thursday Aug. 11) night at the MillerKuz household. Four team owners (Miller, Weinheimer, Cafaro and Cropcho) and the ever-neutral Mrs. Miller will be in attendance to ensure a fair shake.
Additionally, since the Commissioner caught technology fever when he looked at this blog, we will be taping the entire process and posting it to the blog, that is, of course, if I can figure out how to do such a thing. I will also simply post the draft order for those of you who do not have the time nor the patience to watch the entire video.
Make sure to check back either Friday night or Saturday for the results and your position in the draft.
