Raging Pollacks Back for More

This is dumb. This is super dumb. I was totally on board with the round robin newsletter format now that you clowns are all gainfully (?) employed. But I'm not sure why E thought it would be a good idea for the low man of the playoffs to write the newsletter. Clearly the low man no longer cares. Why?  Cause I fucking lost (to be fair I barely cared before). What we should've done is had the lowest scoring team STILL IN the playoff hunt write the newsletter. Because if I had my way this newsletter would say blah blah blah, go fuck yourselves. A person still in the hunt would at least have a slight interest in the week that was and how this whole thing plays out. But I don't make the rules, I just follow 'em. So here goes:

Stud of the week: DJM. I don't know when his team got so good. If you suffered through Sundays with us you'd assume (like I did) that he was constantly getting Taco-ed (who returned to Taco Standard Time this week). Runner up- Travis. Luckily Peyton's 6.whatever points didn't impact your trouncing of Fadi.

Willy Loman of the week: spoiler alert jerks…it's me! Runner up- Pavlik. While you fell short of your goal you did avoid newsletter duty. So congratulations.

Bench bomb: Pavlik, while it wouldn't have mattered if you would have played Riveria, it would have made E sweat last night. And he was already up past his bedtime. But in the end, no one's bench could have saved their season. I guess that helps you nut jobs sleep at night.

Jimmy Graham jock slap: Rams D. Of all the weird players DJ said I NEEDED to pick up this season, I don't think this was one of them. Funny how that works...

Do better chair: The logical choice would be me. But instead I'll vote for the lowest of the teams still in the playoff hunt- Knuckle. If you do better next week, you have a chance of putting away your rival the Nolans. I can't wait to watch that fun unfold while they are at our mutual friend's son's 3rd birthday party Sunday afternoon.

Ok. Best of luck in round 2 dummies. While no one wants another set of truck nuts on the trophy (and I don't want that thing in my house for a year), I gotta say...let's go DJM. We have to cover our/your transaction fees and still afford to send our kids to college.

See you suckers in January,
RP