Twas the Night Before Draft Night

A gift from our fearless Commish:

Twas the night before draft night, and all through the league,
The site crawled with squires, doctors & schemes.

Cheat sheets were readied, pages were turned,
So much information, too much to be learned.

Temples were scratched while mock drafts are done,

All to prepare for three, intense months of fun.

So who will you take with your first pick?

Will it be Johnson, Rodgers or Vick?

And who might you add to play in the flex?

Will it be Marshawn, Boldin or Plax?

While questions abound, a few things we know,

Here is a glimpse of how it will go:

The Whore Hands of Christy will be clapping for Pirates,
While Laura the Proxy drafts as his pilot.

Humphrey or Hancock no matter the name,
Cropcho takes Vick to lead him to fame.

Caleb will be outside working on cars,

While his second round pick dances with stars.

We all welcome Travis to partake in our games,

Thankfully points aren’t awarded for names.

The Sandwich of Sowerby will likely draft smartly,

But maybe not so if he takes Garret Hartley.

Cafaro the Homer thinks he’s a wizard,
But he’s been exposed as just a Lounge Lizard.

E looks for sleepers, and will shoot for Fin-Ley,

Whomever he takes will blow out a knee.

No ‘Niner is safe with The Nolans on hand,

Getting them all is surely their plan.

We also add JMac et ux to our flock,

Surely their terrible picks we’ll all mock.

Amy takes Brady, and Sam will take Foster,
Then Sam will take care of the rest of her roster.

The Commish needs to cool it, and just let it be,
And hopefully not draft the Colts useless D.

The draft will go on, and so will the season,

Fantasy football gives it some reason.

Looking forward to seeing you Wednesday,

Come early come hungry to MillerKuz Draft Day!